Happy Mother's Day

My Nana said to me today, "You look good with some meat on your bones. You're not pregnant are you?"

No Nana, I'm not pregnant. Thanks for reminding me on Mother's Day. And for pointing out that I've gained 15 pounds all on my own. You can barely see to read or watch TV, but you can tell that I'm a bit plumper and you think these extra pounds look good on me. Gee, that's great.